This is a very odd, yet interesting conversation that I had with my roommate Jenn one night while she was in Kate's room. Me and Kate think that someone slipped something into the fruit salad she had at dinner right before.

Jenn (7:23:25 PM): gool
April (7:23:33 PM): uh huh
Jenn (7:23:39 PM): jojo
April (7:23:56 PM): okay
Jenn (7:26:02 PM): im gonna fuck j
April (7:26:11 PM): lol, youre welcome to it
Jenn (7:26:13 PM): UP!!!!!!!!
April (7:26:17 PM): lol
April (7:26:23 PM): PLENTY welcome to that
Jenn (7:26:27 PM): FUCK HIM UP!
Jenn (7:26:36 PM): lol
April (7:26:38 PM): yes!
Jenn (7:26:56 PM): bla blqahgggjh
Jenn (7:27:06 PM): hoochie coochi
Jenn (7:27:10 PM): e
Jenn (7:27:26 PM): titties
Jenn (7:27:32 PM): and doo
Jenn (7:27:44 PM): boobies
Jenn (7:27:52 PM): breastasies
Jenn (7:28:12 PM): fast ass
Jenn (7:28:28 PM): booy
Jenn (7:28:37 PM): ocean cum
Jenn (7:29:06 PM): can i make u crum baby? lololo,ol
April (7:29:07 PM): oh youre mature
Jenn (7:29:33 PM): kick my rear left cheek
Jenn (7:29:46 PM): :-D
Jenn (7:30:19 PM): i wanna make luv to donkey poop
April (7:30:35 PM): sure you do
Jenn (7:30:52 PM): this is voodle from the planet head
Jenn (7:31:04 PM): :-P
Jenn (7:31:29 PM): sugar it with combs
Jenn (7:32:17 PM): hot cold hard and mushy fish
April (7:32:39 PM): lol
Jenn (7:33:03 PM): tickle my lung dioy
April (7:33:11 PM): whats that?
Jenn (7:33:18 PM): tool
April (7:33:25 PM): uh huh
Jenn (7:33:50 PM): grunge drift rear goop
Jenn (7:34:11 PM): in the sink garbage not
Jenn (7:34:23 PM): soooooooooo
Jenn (7:34:40 PM): whatcha gonna do?
Jenn (7:35:02 PM): say heeeeeeee if u mean hi
Jenn (7:35:26 PM): and hytrewq if yoy mean soy milk
April (7:35:33 PM): soy milk?
Jenn (7:35:44 PM): ok hytewq
Jenn (7:35:53 PM): u k
Jenn (7:36:27 PM): live councelling on the bbc
Jenn (7:36:58 PM): and dwarf is the kingdom of helpless orgies
Jenn (7:37:37 PM): 4 eat the condoms and throw up the cheese with cum egg
Jenn (7:37:52 PM): eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee k?
Jenn (7:38:14 PM): i birped pizza
Jenn (7:38:39 PM): answer my BECKON CALL!!!!!!!!!!
Jenn (7:39:15 PM): COME TO THE RAILROAD STATION AND RIDE ME LIKE A TRAIN
Jenn (7:40:08 PM): GOD MADE MAN OF STRING AND WHEN HE WAS FINISHED HE HAD A LITTLE LEFT OVER SO HE MADE A THING
Jenn (7:40:50 PM): GOD MADE WOMAN OF LACE AND HE RAN OUT SO HE LEFT A SPACE:-D
Jenn (7:41:01 PM): LOL
Jenn (7:41:05 PM): :-D:-D:-D:-D
April (7:41:17 PM): lol
Jenn (7:41:21 PM): APRIL!!!
Jenn (7:41:24 PM): ITS FOR YOU
Jenn (7:41:39 PM): THE HUNGER HAS SET IN AND THE BULLS ARE CALLING
Jenn (7:41:53 PM): DRIBBLE IN THE COCK
Jenn (7:42:07 PM): AND SUCK THE MONKEY
Jenn (7:42:36 PM): APRIL!!!!!!
Jenn (7:42:39 PM): READ MY WORDS
April (7:42:41 PM): eeeeewwwwwww
Jenn (7:42:44 PM): NO NEW TAXES
Jenn (7:42:48 PM): HAHA
April (7:42:58 PM): are you on crack?
Jenn (7:43:08 PM): TAKE IT AS IT LOOKS
Jenn (7:43:18 PM): AND ACCUSE ME IF YOU NEED A FUCK
April (7:43:34 PM): no thanks
Jenn (7:43:36 PM): WITHDRAW ME AS A CRAYON
Jenn (7:43:42 PM): AND TICKLE ME WITH PAINTCHIPS OF CORN
April (7:43:44 PM): uh huh
Jenn (7:43:58 PM): COKE
Jenn (7:44:01 PM): COKE
Jenn (7:44:03 PM): COLA
Jenn (7:44:08 PM): AND DUNK
Jenn (7:44:11 PM): THE COOKIES
Jenn (7:44:16 PM): IN THE CREAM OF LICE
Jenn (7:44:28 PM): LIFE IS IF YOU WANT IT
Jenn (7:44:34 PM): AND IF YOU DONT YOU DONT NEED IT
Jenn (7:44:40 PM): BUT THEN YOU WONT HAVE IT ANYMORE
April (7:45:10 PM): the cream of lice?
Jenn (7:45:13 PM): FOLLOW ME LIKE A LEADER
Jenn (7:45:18 PM): AND IT MY BREAD OF TOE
Jenn (7:45:25 PM): EAT IT
Jenn (7:45:43 PM): SR DR MY NUTS ARE NUMB
Jenn (7:45:48 PM): CAN YOU RUB THEM FOR ME
April (7:46:11 PM): no
Jenn (7:46:12 PM): SO MAYBE THEY WILL CUM I N YOUR HAND AND YOU CAN EAT THE CHUNKS
April (7:46:18 PM): no thank you
Jenn (7:46:25 PM): DOLPHIN CRY IN MY EYE
Jenn (7:46:35 PM): AND TEAR DOWN THE LEFT CHEEK OF MAINE
Jenn (7:46:44 PM): SO THAT I CAN SHOOT YOU FROM MY HARD HARD HARD
Jenn (7:46:52 PM): PIECE OF WOODNOOCKERS
Jenn (7:46:57 PM): AND TAKE DOWN THE WORLD
Jenn (7:47:05 PM): SHOW ME THE MONEY
Jenn (7:47:10 PM): AND I WILL SHOW YOU LOVE
Jenn (7:47:19 PM): AND PREGNANT EIGLES
Jenn (7:47:25 PM): THE ONE
Jenn (7:47:26 PM): THE ONE
Jenn (7:47:28 PM): THE TWO
Jenn (7:47:31 PM): BUT NO THREE
Jenn (7:47:35 PM): ONLY ONE
Jenn (7:47:44 PM): FOR THOU CANNOT HAVE MORE THAN 2 HOLES
Jenn (7:47:47 PM): AT THE SAME TIME
Jenn (7:48:03 PM): WITH OUT CHOKING
April (7:48:08 PM): why not?
Jenn (7:48:10 PM): ON THE MONKEY
April (7:48:29 PM): huh?
Jenn (7:48:35 PM): BITE ME
Jenn (7:48:38 PM): HARD AND SOFT
Jenn (7:48:45 PM): WARM AND COLD BUT EAT IT SLOW
Jenn (7:48:49 PM): FALL HARD
Jenn (7:48:52 PM): CNOCK
Jenn (7:48:59 PM): AND THEN THEN THEN THEN GO AGAIN
April (7:49:01 PM): lol
Jenn (7:49:07 PM): SOOOOOOOOOO
Jenn (7:49:11 PM): HOWS THE COWS?
Jenn (7:49:40 PM): I HEARD THEY WERE HAVING TROUBLES IN THE BARN WITH EDIE
Jenn (7:49:58 PM): THE ICE CREAM CAME OUT TOO SOFT
Jenn (7:50:10 PM): AND BEN AND JERRY FARTED TOO MUCH ON THE CONTAINER
April (7:50:24 PM): lol
Jenn (7:50:29 PM): HAAGANDDAAZ ISZ DRUNKZ
Jenn (7:50:38 PM): AND SOME RUM GOT INTO THE BATTER
Jenn (7:50:49 PM): HELP HELP CRIED THE CHOCOLATE CHUNKS
April (7:50:59 PM): hahahaha
Jenn (7:51:00 PM): WHILE THEY DROWNED INTO THE WILDERNESS OF MILK
Jenn (7:51:05 PM): AND GASS
Jenn (7:51:07 PM): GAS
Jenn (7:51:16 PM): HELP HELP
Jenn (7:51:21 PM): BUT THEY GOT DISSOLVED
April (7:51:23 PM): jenn how the hell do you come up with this stuff?
Jenn (7:51:39 PM): AND THE COW MOOOOOED WHEN THE TIITIES WHERE PULLED
Jenn (7:51:53 PM): AND THE BEN AND JERRIE CREAM SUCKED BUT IT WAS MOIST AND WARM
April (7:52:02 PM): yuckie
Jenn (7:52:33 PM): SO THE MORAL IS TO NOT DRINK BLACK MILK IF YOU ARE DRUNK BUT EAT IT IF YOU NEED A PIECE OF CRAP AND HAPINNESS IN YOUR WORLD OF DOODLES AND FLOOPS
Jenn (7:52:55 PM): WHAT IS A FLOOP YOU MIGHT BE THINKING?

Jenn (7:52:57 PM): I DUNNO
Jenn (7:53:02 PM): NOBODY KNOWS EXACTLY
Jenn (7:53:07 PM): BUT ITS JUST THERE FOR THE SUCKING
April (7:53:12 PM): out of all this the only thing youre questioning is FLOOP??????
Jenn (7:53:50 PM): INSIDE THE MIND OF JENN MALKOVICH
April (7:53:55 PM): haha
Jenn (7:53:57 PM): SHOW ME THE PORN
Jenn (7:54:00 PM): SHOW ME THE PORN
April (7:54:05 PM): come and get it baby
Jenn (7:54:08 PM): OH YES AND EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST TOO
April (7:54:13 PM): yummy
Jenn (7:54:16 PM): NAKED NAKED AND BAKED
April (7:54:28 PM): lol
Jenn (7:54:30 PM): BURNT IF YOU WANT IT CRISPY AND CRUNCHALISCOUS
April (7:54:31 PM): cause youre so hot
April (7:54:42 PM): well youre the expert on burning things
April (7:54:49 PM): but i like that word
Jenn (7:54:52 PM): FIRE ME INTO THE FURNICE OF YOUR HEART O AND HEAR ME SCREAM FOR CLOTHES
April (7:55:08 PM): why? you dont have any?
Jenn (7:55:27 PM): EXACTLY BUT IT WAS TOO EAST FOR THE WEST SIDE TO CALL MY NUTS OVER
Jenn (7:56:14 PM): FALL TO THE FLOOR AND SCREAM FOR THE ORGASM TO COME OUT AND EAT WASHINGTON APPLES FOR LINCOLN TO SEE
Jenn (7:56:29 PM): AHHHHHHHHHH
Jenn (7:56:34 PM): SCREAMS THE ORGASM
Jenn (7:56:42 PM): AHHHHHH SCREAMS THE BOOBIES WITHE TIITLES
Jenn (7:56:55 PM): AND RITTLES ME WITH ME WITH RAINBOW RAINS
April (7:57:29 PM): ahahah
Jenn (7:57:47 PM): CALL CALL CALL OUT TO THE COPS AND EAT ME THAT SAY WITH THOU EAT ME AND CRIE IN THE NIGHT FOR THE WOLF TO TO FUCK THE COW
Jenn (7:57:52 PM): OWL SEES IT ALL
April (7:57:57 PM): lol
April (7:58:15 PM): i bet he does
April (7:58:32 PM): PLAY THE FLY AND THEN IT MIGHT GO INTO THE MORNING DEW TO SPIT ON THE NEW CAR THAT DRIVES BY
Jenn (7:58:39 PM): BUT THE MAN DOESNT HAVE A HOOD UP
Jenn (7:58:44 PM): AND IT GOES INTO HIS PANTS
April (7:58:53 PM): lol
Jenn (7:58:58 PM): HE PERFORMS MASTERBATORY EXCERSIZES ON THE SEAT OF HIS CAR
April (7:59:06 PM): hahaha
Jenn (7:59:09 PM): SO THE WETNESS BECOMES WETTER
Jenn (7:59:16 PM): AND THE PUDDLES DROP FROM THE SKY
April (7:59:18 PM): oooh baby!
April (7:59:24 PM): do they?
Jenn (7:59:36 PM): RAIN FAIN RAIN AND THE UMBRELLA NEEDS A HOOD
April (7:59:50 PM): gotta have the hood
Jenn (8:00:13 PM): FOR THE POURING LIQUIDS GOTTA HAVE THE HOOD FOR ALL THE SMOOTH SHIT THAT PUKES OUT OF THE DICK OF HIS THIRD LEG
Jenn (8:00:21 PM): SUCK ME HE SAYS TO THE BUG
April (8:00:29 PM): what bug?
Jenn (8:00:38 PM): AND THE BUG PERFORMS ANGEL SONGS AND SQUIRMS THE OSTERAGE
Jenn (8:00:49 PM): IGLOOS EAT THE SKY
April (8:00:57 PM): how do you squirm an ostrige?
Jenn (8:01:05 PM): AND THE WINTER CUMS EARLY FOR IT DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH PRACTICE IN THE BED
Jenn (8:01:06 PM): ROOM
Jenn (8:01:25 PM): SUN SUN SUN FOLLOW ME AND SHOW ME THE CLOWN
Jenn (8:01:32 PM): THE CLOWN WITH THE FUNNY HIP
Jenn (8:01:44 PM): HIP HOP I HIPPITY TO I HIPPITY TO I HOP HOP
Jenn (8:01:55 PM): AND ID ONT STOP TONIGHT UNLESS YOU TELL ME TO GO FASTER
Jenn (8:02:06 PM): OH FUCK ME HARDER AND THEN I WILL MAKE A HOLE IN THE WALL
Jenn (8:02:20 PM): FUCK ME TOO MUCH HARDER AND THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA CUMS DOWN AND OUT
April (8:02:28 PM): lol
Jenn (8:02:51 PM): SULK SOULD DOKIDIES IN THE PILGRIMS UNDER PANTS
April (8:03:03 PM): what are dokidies?
Jenn (8:03:10 PM): AND THEN THEY ALL EAT THE PEANUT BUTTER FILLED WITH THE COW OF YESTERDAYS PAST
Jenn (8:03:18 PM): SUGAR THE NUTS
Jenn (8:03:22 PM): SO THEY TASTE BETTER
April (8:03:22 PM): lol, oh okay
April (8:03:26 PM): yummy
Jenn (8:03:30 PM): AND HONEY THE COMBS
April (8:03:39 PM): ooohhh, even better
Jenn (8:03:46 PM): SO THEY FEEL MUSHY ON THE HIPPO
April (8:03:55 PM): oh do they?
Jenn (8:03:55 PM): DRINK DRINK
Jenn (8:04:09 PM): GUMP AND GUMP GAUMP AND GULP IS WHAT IS MEANT TO BE TYPED
Jenn (8:04:24 PM): THE 5TH ELEMENT CREATED WAS WOMAN
Jenn (8:04:30 PM): THE 0987R90749034734712390412-48- WAS MAN
Jenn (8:04:36 PM): AND THEN CAME YOU
Jenn (8:04:42 PM): :-D
Jenn (8:04:51 PM): FALLING TO THE SKY
April (8:04:54 PM): oh really?
Jenn (8:04:58 PM): WHILE LANDING ON A DICK
April (8:05:00 PM): how do you fall to the sky
April (8:05:03 PM): oh yey!
April (8:05:07 PM): whos dick was it?
Jenn (8:05:11 PM): PAULS
April (8:05:19 PM): paul mccartney?
Jenn (8:05:27 PM): ONLY IF YOU LIKE IT LIMP
April (8:05:31 PM): hey!
April (8:05:50 PM): NEVER pick on that man!!!

Jenn (8:05:51 PM): IF IT CUSHIONS YOUR FALL THAN YOU SURVIVE FOR THE NIGHT
April (8:06:00 PM): oh really?
Jenn (8:06:01 PM): AND THEN YOU DRINK THE MILK THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR CHEST
April (8:06:07 PM): lol
Jenn (8:06:10 PM): TO SHOW HOW THE SACRAFICE CAN BE MADE
Jenn (8:06:14 PM): *
Jenn (8:06:18 PM): :-D
April (8:06:22 PM): what sacrifice?
Jenn (8:06:24 PM): SMILE THY GREAT ONE
April (8:06:38 PM): :-D
Jenn (8:06:45 PM): FOR THE WORLD K CAN SEE THE DOG AND NOW YOU CAN FEEL THE RIGHT NUT OF JESUS
April (8:06:57 PM): ummmm
Jenn (8:07:02 PM): BUT YOU CANT TALK ABOUT JESUS' RIGHT NUT
Jenn (8:07:06 PM): BC OTHERS GET OFFENDED
April (8:07:09 PM): wouldnt it be kinda shriveled up by now?
April (8:07:11 PM): yes i know
Jenn (8:07:12 PM): SO WE CHANGE IT TO MIKES
April (8:07:15 PM): no!
Jenn (8:07:27 PM): AND THEN THE GODS TAKE MIKES TWO EGGS
April (8:07:43 PM): can they take him away totally?
Jenn (8:07:44 PM): AND SCRA MBLES THEM TO YOUR 6 HORNLY TOAD NUTS
Jenn (8:07:51 PM): ONLY IF YOU SUCK HIS KISS
Jenn (8:07:55 PM): AND BLOW HIS WHISTLES
April (8:08:00 PM): no thank you!
Jenn (8:08:02 PM): WHOOOOOOOO
Jenn (8:08:03 PM): WHOOOOOOOO
Jenn (8:08:06 PM): WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April (8:08:07 PM): lol
Jenn (8:08:13 PM): TUG ON THE HANDLE
April (8:08:16 PM): nooooooo!
Jenn (8:08:19 PM): AND THE TRAIN SAYS HONK
April (8:08:24 PM): honk?
Jenn (8:08:27 PM): STOP SAYS THE PASSENGER
Jenn (8:08:30 PM): YOU GO TO FAST
Jenn (8:08:32 PM): BUT HE WONT
Jenn (8:08:41 PM): BC HE HAS A FUCKING NUT IN HIS ASS
April (8:08:47 PM): eeeewwwww
Jenn (8:08:50 PM): AND CANT TAKE IT OUT UNTIL NOVEMBER
April (8:08:54 PM): lol
Jenn (8:09:02 PM): IM A NUT CRACKER SAYS PEANUTS OF THE TRAIN
Jenn (8:09:07 PM): AND CHRISTMAS IS COMING SOON
Jenn (8:09:22 PM): AND ALL THE NUTS NEED TO BE CRACKED WAY BEFORE THE MONTH ARRIVES IN DECEMBER
April (8:09:28 PM): oh really?
Jenn (8:09:30 PM): SO SUCK THE DOGGGY
Jenn (8:09:39 PM): AND SHAGGY THE HOMELESS FEMALE WING
April (8:09:40 PM): i dont like doggies
April (8:09:51 PM): ummm, can i pass on that one?
Jenn (8:09:55 PM): BUT LEAVE THE LONELLY NUT CRACKER ON THE TRAIN TO FUCK THE HONNIES IN THE HUN
Jenn (8:10:04 PM): ATTILA CAN DO ME NO WRONG
April (8:10:05 PM): uh huh
April (8:10:08 PM): lol
April (8:10:10 PM): i bet
Jenn (8:10:12 PM): SCREAM SAYS THE ATTILA
Jenn (8:10:17 PM): AND ALL NIGHT IT CAN BE DONE
Jenn (8:10:21 PM): :-D
April (8:10:23 PM): hahaha
April (8:10:34 PM): he looks like he has plenty of endurance to me
Jenn (8:10:48 PM): MAXIMUS CAN JOIN IN AS LONG AS YOU DONT HAVE A BIG DICK FOR THE YOUNG MIKE TO HANDLE
April (8:10:56 PM): haha
April (8:10:59 PM): okay
Jenn (8:11:09 PM): SO SUMMERTIME HAS ARRIVED N THE OCEANS HAVE ELMOS ON THE EORS TOOSHIE TOOTS
Jenn (8:11:27 PM): TOOT TOOTIE AND FRUIT THE ABASKETS ON THE TREE
Jenn (8:11:38 PM): FOR CLINTON DIDNT GET ENOUGH OF THE BLOWING
April (8:11:42 PM): haha
Jenn (8:11:43 PM): AND THE WIND WONT BLOW
Jenn (8:11:50 PM): MONICA I CRY
April (8:11:57 PM): hahaha
Jenn (8:11:58 PM): FOR SHE SUCKED THE ROYAL DICK
Jenn (8:12:05 PM): AND THE DICK DIDNT WANT TO BE BITTEN
Jenn (8:12:11 PM): BUT THE MARKS WERE LEFT
Jenn (8:12:15 PM): AND THEN THEY CAME RIGHT
Jenn (8:12:23 PM): N THEN THEY STOPPED FOR THE NIGHT'
Jenn (8:12:38 PM): BUT AROUSE AGAIN WHEN CHELSEA CAME INTO THE ROOM
April (8:12:43 PM): eeeeewwwww
Jenn (8:13:00 PM): INEESTEFESTED GROWTH
April (8:13:12 PM): what kind of growth?
Jenn (8:13:14 PM): THATS WHAT YOU GET SAID THE PREIESTESTES
April (8:13:24 PM): lol oh is it?
Jenn (8:13:24 PM): FOR EATING THE COW OF YOU DAUGHERS COOCHIE
Jenn (8:13:35 PM): AND THE NUTS CAME AGAIN
April (8:13:41 PM): yey!
Jenn (8:13:47 PM): ALL THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DOUBT
Jenn (8:13:51 PM): AND I LOOK AT MY SELF
Jenn (8:13:58 PM): AND I QUESTION WHAT COOLIO MEANT
April (8:14:05 PM): do you?
Jenn (8:14:06 PM): OH
Jenn (8:14:09 PM): ITS FROM THE BIBLE
Jenn (8:14:18 PM): THAN GOD WAS DRUNK WHEN HE WROTE IT
April (8:14:21 PM): you didnt know that?
April (8:14:24 PM): lol
Jenn (8:14:52 PM): I DIDNT BUT THEN I DID AND IT WENT AWAY LIKE MY SISTERS VIRGINITY
Jenn (8:14:56 PM): BUT MY SISTER IS NONE
Jenn (8:15:00 PM): SO THEN I DONT HAVE THAT
Jenn (8:15:02 PM): AND NEVER DID
April (8:15:04 PM): lol, right
Jenn (8:15:34 PM): OH MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN SOME DAY
Jenn (8:15:43 PM): MAYBE WHEN JEAN STOPS TALKING
Jenn (8:16:01 PM): MAYBE WHEN MIKE LEAVES THE PICTURE OF THE HOLE
Jenn (8:16:08 PM): AND THE COW MOVES ON INTO THE WOODS
April (8:16:08 PM): lol
Jenn (8:16:14 PM): TO SEARCH FOR ANOTHER MULE
April (8:16:29 PM): jaha
Jenn (8:16:41 PM): JAJAJA CABBA
Jenn (8:16:50 PM): AND THE KABBAGE EATS THE LETTUCE
Jenn (8:16:59 PM): BUT THE TOMATO FEELS LONELLY
April (8:17:06 PM): does it?
Jenn (8:17:08 PM): AND IT CRIES
Jenn (8:17:19 PM): IT CRIES TO THE NIGHT
Jenn (8:17:41 PM): INTO THE NIGHT FOR THE CLUDS OF FLOODS AND EAT THE FUCKING SHIT OF THE TOILET IN THE WILDERNESS OF IRINA
April (8:18:32 PM): cluds?